Interesting perspectives

Found the following on a site in MySpace:


Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?



Why do you go "back and forth" to town if you really must go forth before you go back?



Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something?



Which way does a compass point in space?



If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?



Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?



Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?



Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?



Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?



If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?



Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"?



Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?



If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?



If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?



Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?



Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to
hit in case of an accident?



If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?



Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?



Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?



What did cured ham actually have?



If lava melts rock, wouldn't the lava melt the volcano?



Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?



Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?



Why do people who don't want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?



Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?



When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?



What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?





If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?



If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?



Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn't people aim for their head or crotch?



Don't you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?



Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?



If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?



Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?



Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?



Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?



If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty?